Friday, October 28, 2011

Brace Face.

Tinsel Teeth.
Metal Mouth.
Metallic Mama.

SAINT HELPING A DENTAL STUDENT FULFILL HIS REQUIREMENT:
Don't be a hater.
I'll get straighter teeth in this sweet deal, too.
In the meantime I'll be drinking milkshakes, because I can't figure out how to chew. Or how to get my lips to look normal on top of the braces. Drooling is a bit of a problem, too.
Stop laughing.
Now I have wrinkles, zits, age spots, AND braces.
you're just jealous.

5 comments:

  1. Oh, I have been there! I've worn braces twice now - just got out of the 2nd set about a year ago. They are SO much more comfortable (smaller brackets, less painful) than 20 years ago! The feeling like a teenager again - eh, not the best part :\ But the straighter teeth - so worth it!

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  2. You are beautiful, Train Tracks. Really.

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  3. I'll confess. I'm a little jealous. I've been asking Ben if I can get braces for about 5 years now! Maybe Ben should go to dental school. :)

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  4. Oh I am right there with you but I had to pay a fortune for mine! You look lovely anyway.

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  5. So jealous...except the drooling part.

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